May 2012
April 2012
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol the fuck
report card: lol fuck
alspancakes:
plot twist: ashton kutcher comes out of the cornucopia and the tributes discover they’ve all been punked
what i learned in boating school is:
Watchwankersofamerica:
why isnt he my friend
sweet jesus i love america
your url is now your butt
cloudofguiltxxx:
darthxrevan:
xrevanx:
havexfart:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
saywhiplash:
hugtower:
picnicker:
buttnicker
butttower
SayButt.
what-is-butt-i-dont-even
buttxfart
xbuttvanx k.
darthxbutt
cloudofbuttxxx
tipofyourbutt
I can't wait to fall inlove with someone who gives...
me: i think im going to get off the computer and have a social life
me: lol april fools
March 2012
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
quentinjacobsen:
which of you fine young canadians is offering me a place to stay if obama doesnt get reelected